iamcompletelyhysterekal:

neilpatrickheaven:

crystallinedemons:

imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room  stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom

"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"

youd need a designated answerer instead of driver

(Source: koolaidofthecosmos, via hotguysandpizza)

thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

canyounotelmo:

That one moment that Zoey 101 made a period joke.

(via awkwardvagina)

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via necrophilofthefuture)

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

(Source: tkr, via godh8sfags2)

sneakyfeets:

profoak:

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MY FAVORITE COMIC IT’S SO FUCKING DEEP BUT IT DOES MAKE SENSE

sneakyfeets:

profoak:

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MY FAVORITE COMIC IT’S SO FUCKING DEEP BUT IT DOES MAKE SENSE

(via hotguysandpizza)

republicannibal:

piertotum-locomottor:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

water-music:

image

Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work

image

it’s the cutest cup :3

i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl

image

image

Your cat bowl has nothing on my

Measuring cups

image

u wanna go

have a taste of my cat teapot

image

Bro, get a look at my

image

Actual cat

Biatch please, I have a gang.

image

It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados

(via hotguysandpizza)

absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

(via summerswellsanon)

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

(via hotguysandpizza)

highpriestess:

I Finally Have My Bones The Way I Want Them

highpriestess:

I Finally Have My Bones The Way I Want Them

(via phantomdoodler)

thingsamylikes:

Every conversation with my mother EVER.

(Source: starshapedpokemon, via space-leviathan)

paxamgays:

2014 is really great

(via carliissocoollike)


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